I can't come up with 101 things to do. Either they're too difficult, or they are just too simple or stupid. So completing this list would be an achievement itself.
This task may be seen as cheating, though. ;P
Start downstairs, go to my room two stairs up, get some clean clothes, go one floor down, go to the bathroom, take clothes off, get a (decent) shower (so really WASH with SOAP), get dry, put on some clothes, put on some deoderant, dry the floor, go back downstairs.
WITHIN 5 MINUTES!