Crystal
Minnesota
I'm Crystal aka psycho
I'm kind of a nerd and redneck girl. It's a strange combination, I know.
BADGES
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I actually did this task this past week, then I found it on the "idea finder"
wow, the thing is all-knowing or something. o.O
I'm officially afraid now. :s
wow, the thing is all-knowing or something. o.O
I'm officially afraid now. :s
186 - freewrite for 5 minutes using the opening line: behind her the noise escalated...
behind her the noise escalated she knew her man's obsession with hockey she would be such a naughty girl to mess with him now, of course she was going to do it. she had been fantasizing about this all day while she was at work what she'd do when she had him alone and at her mercy. She didn't have anything super sexy on but she knew he wouldn't care. She smiled to herself as she walked into the living room where her man was sitting on the couch cursing the Maple Leaves. She said in a soft voice " Do you know those images of Adam and Eve you know where leaves cover their"
Her husband's concentration moved from the tv to her and she smiled the smile he's seen a hundred times before. He knew what she was after and he replied "well what about it?"
she said "Are you using the right mind"
(wow 5 minutes goes by too fast, the story was going to get good too.
)
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243 write a fictional news story based on the headline:
Elvis clones are taking over the world
It was kept a huge secret this whole time but after Elvis died, they kept tissue from his body to possibly clone one day when the science advanced enough. Little did we know that the science of cloning is more advanced than we're let on about. Elvis clones were being made right and left. Society treated them like some kind of Frankenstein. They were made out to be less than human. They didn't have the same rights either, goodness knows they were just experiments and they didn't really have much say in the matter. Once humans got the hang of the new technology, they started cloning Elvis like they would a car in an assembly line. I think something went wrong in the cloning process because they cannot replicate the personality of Elvis. Personalities are too complex. They may have clones but some are more prone to revolting than others. All it took was for them to find out how they came to be and who Elvis was and what he did to himself to lead the Elvis clones into a rage. They did not agree with the fact that they were made from some dead celebrity who killed himself. They refused to be cowards like the person they were cloned from. They decided that this must be done away with. They couldn't figure out why people adored someone who was obviously so troubled. They figured it was them against the world. The clones vs humans. In their minds they weren't treated the same way, just because they weren't conceived like a normal human being doesn't mean that they don't have thoughts and feelings too. They felt like they had less rights than humans. They couldn't help the fact that they were clones. They wanted rights, they felt as though they were treated unfairly. They did some studying and figured out that to get humans to take notice of them they had to act like a human would. They decided that they needed to take over the world. No longer were they going to be forced to learn to sing and dance like Elvis. They wanted their own style. They grew to despise Elvis and harbored resentment towards their creators. They are going to get even if it's the last thing they do.
(disclaimer: how do we know that this isn't happening in some form? are Elvis clones conspiracy theorists? o.O) I really don't like the idea of cloning or suicide, I think it kind of shows.. I also have some other hidden parallels too but I won't state what they are.
I'm not done with this article yet..
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behind her the noise escalated she knew her man's obsession with hockey she would be such a naughty girl to mess with him now, of course she was going to do it. she had been fantasizing about this all day while she was at work what she'd do when she had him alone and at her mercy. She didn't have anything super sexy on but she knew he wouldn't care. She smiled to herself as she walked into the living room where her man was sitting on the couch cursing the Maple Leaves. She said in a soft voice " Do you know those images of Adam and Eve you know where leaves cover their"
Her husband's concentration moved from the tv to her and she smiled the smile he's seen a hundred times before. He knew what she was after and he replied "well what about it?"
she said "Are you using the right mind"
(wow 5 minutes goes by too fast, the story was going to get good too.
)--
243 write a fictional news story based on the headline:
Elvis clones are taking over the world
It was kept a huge secret this whole time but after Elvis died, they kept tissue from his body to possibly clone one day when the science advanced enough. Little did we know that the science of cloning is more advanced than we're let on about. Elvis clones were being made right and left. Society treated them like some kind of Frankenstein. They were made out to be less than human. They didn't have the same rights either, goodness knows they were just experiments and they didn't really have much say in the matter. Once humans got the hang of the new technology, they started cloning Elvis like they would a car in an assembly line. I think something went wrong in the cloning process because they cannot replicate the personality of Elvis. Personalities are too complex. They may have clones but some are more prone to revolting than others. All it took was for them to find out how they came to be and who Elvis was and what he did to himself to lead the Elvis clones into a rage. They did not agree with the fact that they were made from some dead celebrity who killed himself. They refused to be cowards like the person they were cloned from. They decided that this must be done away with. They couldn't figure out why people adored someone who was obviously so troubled. They figured it was them against the world. The clones vs humans. In their minds they weren't treated the same way, just because they weren't conceived like a normal human being doesn't mean that they don't have thoughts and feelings too. They felt like they had less rights than humans. They couldn't help the fact that they were clones. They wanted rights, they felt as though they were treated unfairly. They did some studying and figured out that to get humans to take notice of them they had to act like a human would. They decided that they needed to take over the world. No longer were they going to be forced to learn to sing and dance like Elvis. They wanted their own style. They grew to despise Elvis and harbored resentment towards their creators. They are going to get even if it's the last thing they do.
(disclaimer: how do we know that this isn't happening in some form? are Elvis clones conspiracy theorists? o.O) I really don't like the idea of cloning or suicide, I think it kind of shows.. I also have some other hidden parallels too but I won't state what they are.
I'm not done with this article yet..
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1. Never Stand Too Close To A Naked Man - Tim Allen
men are complex but they're complex differently than women are. :S I enjoyed it, thanks Zack.
2. The Hunger Games -
why didn't I read the book before I saw the movie? I'm finding it difficult to stay engaged in the book, I'm not sure why. I may not finish it.
other possibilities on my list: (?)
THE VARIETIES OF RELIGIOUS EXPERIENCE by William James - I don't really exactly agree with James from what I've read of him before but I figure why not. I heard it was a good book maybe I'll understand the method behind this man's madness. I want to read this book so bad.
men are complex but they're complex differently than women are. :S I enjoyed it, thanks Zack.
2. The Hunger Games -
why didn't I read the book before I saw the movie? I'm finding it difficult to stay engaged in the book, I'm not sure why. I may not finish it.
other possibilities on my list: (?)
THE VARIETIES OF RELIGIOUS EXPERIENCE by William James - I don't really exactly agree with James from what I've read of him before but I figure why not. I heard it was a good book maybe I'll understand the method behind this man's madness. I want to read this book so bad.
1. I've become one huge pain in the butt (we had to start off with the thing I'm most proud of)
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this is the most difficult one for me to do I mean it's Iowa for pete's sake.
I am counting it even if I diss Iowa in my mind.
maybe I should throw Oklahoma (the state) on here as well.
I am counting it even if I diss Iowa in my mind.
maybe I should throw Oklahoma (the state) on here as well.
not including anything from the IRA or 401k funds or CoDs.
just funds you can access if something were to come up.
just funds you can access if something were to come up.
1. I made sure my brother didn't turn out like my father
2. I'm every bit as funny as I am smart.
3. I'm a sweet compassionate person
4. I see the beauty in (some of) my imperfections
5. I have great taste in music
6. I haven't acted violently towards anyone (but I've been tempted to)
7. I work hard
8. I play harder
9. I like that I'm introspective
10. I creep people out and they creep me out
11. I figured out how seductive awkwardness can be.
12. I'm a good chess player
13. I embrace my inner nerd
14. I embrace my inner redneck
15. I can keep my hands to myself
16. I won't put up with a man's crap, if he disrespects me I'm gone
17. I'm a wiz at minesweeper I can play for days
18. I am willing to give people so many second chances (maybe something I don't like about myself too) as long as they don't try to violate me
19. I am a strong minded woman albeit a tad submissive
20. I may not be the best at everything but I'm still going to give it a try
21. I trust my instincts above all else but I don't let them dictate my life
22. I'm not married yet so nobody can dictate my life but me.
23. I have pretty amazing fantasies if I do say so myself.
24. I am just open-minded enough to not let my brain fall out
25. I generally agree with conservatives on most points except for gay marriage
26. I have a pretty good memory
27. I have never slept or had a romantic relationship with a coworker
28. I haven't murdered my computer yet.
29. I have been told that I'm mature beyond my years (which made more sense at 5 than it does now)
30. I try to help others out any way I can
31. I try to be the best person I can be
32. I make beautiful jewelry (which I don't wear)
33. I am ambitious and I will own my own business someday
34. I am trying to better myself physically
35. I never give up (I may say I do but I don't)
36. I am a total sweetheart (that's my story and I'm sticking to it)
37. I cause trouble
38. I can cut a rug like nobody's business
39. I type fast (I'm working on accuracy though)
40. I can do basic auto repairs
41. I'm working on letting go of some things
42. I'm still alive (unlike my wizardry party that I Malor-ed into a wall I almost had a ninja. that was years ago and I'm still not over it.)
43. I've never owned a slave.. what it's something to be proud of
44. I'm a good cook (but it shows..
)
45. I donate to charity specifically St. Jude - Kids should not have to die of something as terrible as that.
46.
2. I'm every bit as funny as I am smart.
3. I'm a sweet compassionate person
4. I see the beauty in (some of) my imperfections
5. I have great taste in music
6. I haven't acted violently towards anyone (but I've been tempted to)
7. I work hard
8. I play harder
9. I like that I'm introspective
10. I creep people out and they creep me out
11. I figured out how seductive awkwardness can be.
12. I'm a good chess player
13. I embrace my inner nerd
14. I embrace my inner redneck
15. I can keep my hands to myself
16. I won't put up with a man's crap, if he disrespects me I'm gone
17. I'm a wiz at minesweeper I can play for days
18. I am willing to give people so many second chances (maybe something I don't like about myself too) as long as they don't try to violate me
19. I am a strong minded woman albeit a tad submissive
20. I may not be the best at everything but I'm still going to give it a try
21. I trust my instincts above all else but I don't let them dictate my life
22. I'm not married yet so nobody can dictate my life but me.
23. I have pretty amazing fantasies if I do say so myself.
24. I am just open-minded enough to not let my brain fall out
25. I generally agree with conservatives on most points except for gay marriage
26. I have a pretty good memory
27. I have never slept or had a romantic relationship with a coworker
28. I haven't murdered my computer yet.
29. I have been told that I'm mature beyond my years (which made more sense at 5 than it does now)
30. I try to help others out any way I can
31. I try to be the best person I can be
32. I make beautiful jewelry (which I don't wear)
33. I am ambitious and I will own my own business someday
34. I am trying to better myself physically
35. I never give up (I may say I do but I don't)
36. I am a total sweetheart (that's my story and I'm sticking to it)
37. I cause trouble
38. I can cut a rug like nobody's business
39. I type fast
(I'm working on accuracy though)40. I can do basic auto repairs
41. I'm working on letting go of some things
42. I'm still alive (unlike my wizardry party that I Malor-ed into a wall
I almost had a ninja. that was years ago and I'm still not over it.)43. I've never owned a slave.. what it's something to be proud of
44. I'm a good cook (but it shows..
)45. I donate to charity specifically St. Jude - Kids should not have to die of something as terrible as that.
46.
1. my brother (the easiest one is done.. boy that's a long one and I didn't even say everything I wanted to say.)
* I won't post any of the letters here and I probably won't give them to the people I write them too it's too deeply personal.
* I won't post any of the letters here and I probably won't give them to the people I write them too it's too deeply personal.