Sharon Walton
Wakefield
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2. Walked longest way to cemetery around Tesco then back through for Snowy to have a run. Did full circuit. About 45 minutes. Beautiful weather today.
1. The Archies - Sugar, Sugar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9nE2spOw_o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9nE2spOw_o
1. I have courage.
Note added to goal Do a 30x30 Challenge (30 minutes of physical activity for 30 days)
Note added to goal Do a 30x30 Challenge (30 minutes of physical activity for 30 days)
1. Went for an hour walk with Snowy along the river and old railway track.
2. Lord of the Flies - Excellent thought provoking story. Shipwrecked on an island with no adult supervision leads to chaos.
Sunday morning hour stroll with Snowy.
2. Patrick walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness & sits in the corner of the room, drinking a sip out of each pint in turn.
When he has finished all three, He goes back to the bar & orders three more.
The barman says, "You know a pint goes flat soon after I pull it ......... Your pint would taste better if you bought one at a time."
Patrick replies, "Well now, I have two brodders, one is in America ; & de odder in Australia ; & here I am in Dublin . When we all left home, we promised dat we'd drink dis way to remember de days we all drank togedder."
The barman admits that this is a nice custom & says no more.
Patrick becomes a regular customer, & always drinks the same way ....... ordering three pints & drinking a sip out of each in turn, until they are finished.
One day, he comes in & orders just two pints.
All the other regulars in the bar notice & fall silent.
When he goes back to the bar for the second round,
The barman says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss."
Patrick looks confused for a moment, then the penny drops & he starts to laugh,
"Oh no," he says, "Bejesus, everyone is fine!
Tis me, .................. I've
Quit Drinking!"
When he has finished all three, He goes back to the bar & orders three more.
The barman says, "You know a pint goes flat soon after I pull it ......... Your pint would taste better if you bought one at a time."
Patrick replies, "Well now, I have two brodders, one is in America ; & de odder in Australia ; & here I am in Dublin . When we all left home, we promised dat we'd drink dis way to remember de days we all drank togedder."
The barman admits that this is a nice custom & says no more.
Patrick becomes a regular customer, & always drinks the same way ....... ordering three pints & drinking a sip out of each in turn, until they are finished.
One day, he comes in & orders just two pints.
All the other regulars in the bar notice & fall silent.
When he goes back to the bar for the second round,
The barman says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss."
Patrick looks confused for a moment, then the penny drops & he starts to laugh,
"Oh no," he says, "Bejesus, everyone is fine!
Tis me, .................. I've
Quit Drinking!"
1. Who's In Charge?
All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in charge.
"I should be in charge", said the brain, "because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen".
"I should be in charge", said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen all over, so without me you'd all waste away".
"I should be in charge", said the stomach, "because I process food and give all of you energy".
"I should be in charge", said the rectum, "because I'm responsible for waste removal".
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, and the blood was toxic. Eventually the other organs gave in. They all agreed that the rectum should be the boss.
The moral of the story? You don't have to be smart or important to be in charge ... just an asshole.
All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in charge.
"I should be in charge", said the brain, "because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen".
"I should be in charge", said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen all over, so without me you'd all waste away".
"I should be in charge", said the stomach, "because I process food and give all of you energy".
"I should be in charge", said the rectum, "because I'm responsible for waste removal".
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, and the blood was toxic. Eventually the other organs gave in. They all agreed that the rectum should be the boss.
The moral of the story? You don't have to be smart or important to be in charge ... just an asshole.
1. Vanilla Sky - A fantastic film to watch that will stimulate the brain and raise a lot of discussion. A film that you just have to watch again and again to figure it out.
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1. "If you want a rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain."
Began Duolingo Spanish
Note added to goal Make a list of all family and friends Birthdays and Anniversaries
Sara Joanne Walton - 06/06/93
Note added to goal Make a list of all family and friends Birthdays and Anniversaries
Emma Jayne Strachan - 08/11/89
Note added to goal Make a list of all family and friends Birthdays and Anniversaries
Louise Marie Strachan - 29/07/87